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(334): View more from Alabama

I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.

(205): View more from Alabama

Win!

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(817): View more from Texas

just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already

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(330): View more from Ohio

It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown

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(619): View more from California

I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...

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(802): View more from Vermont

just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture

(1-802): View more from Vermont

thank god there was never an after picture.

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