The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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