everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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