Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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