playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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