My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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