I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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