i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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