FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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