your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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