your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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