He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Randomize
