That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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