on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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