I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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