The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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