Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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