When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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