It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
