I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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