thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
