seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
