The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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