: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
