WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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