Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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