our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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