Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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