you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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