But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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