So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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