I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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