Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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