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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Can you bring me the toilet please
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
