NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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