whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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