The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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