you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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