Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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