Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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