smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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