New invention idea: vibrating tampons
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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