I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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