I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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