Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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