her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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