So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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