God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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