I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he shaved USA in his pubs
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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