normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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