yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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