dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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