ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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