I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
ttyl tear gas
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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