in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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