Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize