Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
How's work?
Spinning.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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