she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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