let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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