I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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